QUESTIONS 3:
QUICK CORRECTIONS
With this penultimate page, I plan to address and go through any lasting questions that could be posed from my initial interview, the aftermath, or questions you never ever THOUGHT to ask.
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That's just how ahead I am #faxmachine #factsmachine
#1: Am I a
"Yes Man"?
While I may be know to do glazemaxxing to many of the video games and media I hold close to me (Play Bomb Rush Cyberfunk), I can promise you all this: I may be known as a Darmanitan with all smiles, but you should know I have a Zen Mode for a reason.
I can, AND WILL, lock in when necessary and simultaneously tell it straight AS WELL AS gay (Shoutout Oddwin cause thats an Odd Win). I can and will have the real moments where I address what could be done better and where things went wrong and even through the illegal left, by the way! You can count on me to not be a "Yes Man", but a Business Man.
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#2: The "Get Down President" Protocol
With the big, ginormous, enormous risk of a KoalaZKai incident that could make the entire world explode from one remark or bad take, people have doubted my abilities to take care of the situation.
I have everything handled perfectly, however! Through my use of instant transmission, my Men In Black Neuralyzer Pen, and being a Pen Fire Writer TM, I will give you this guarantee: The secret is safe with me.
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#3: Is a Bunger a Sandvich? (Shout out The Heavy)
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yeah, i think so..... but then again,
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its already eaten.
#4: The Katrina Allegations
There have been some questions raised by one AlbertaZKai who has some history with the entity known as 'Hurricane Katrina' and explained it like it was a damn One Piece backstory. SO, Joshina wanted to address that concern right away:
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When asked about the situation, Joshina the Diva herself had this to say:
"Alberta, honeyyyyyyy. I don't associate with the actual damn storm itself, that gust of a fart don't know nuthin' about being a diva anyways. But listen, my whole use of the name comes from the fact that when I step on the scene, I have more power, more slaying, more influence, and more hair flips powerful than any damn hurricane ever could, YAAAAAAAAAAAA-"
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Joshina then held her signature "YAASS" battlecry for a total of 9 minutes, snapping her fingers the entire time. The interview was cut short.
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#5: Why the FUCK are you putting this much effort into a joke election?
BECAUSE. I. COULD.
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Free will is a beautiful thing ladies and gentlemen and all in-betweens. And with the previous website being a bit of extra fun that was made THE SAME DAY AS THE POLLS COMING OUT, I thought "Hey, I got too much free time on my hands... YKNOW WHAT WOULD BE REALLY FUNNY-" and the rest was history.
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Also, having a website like this be memorialized for as long as I still have this account up will be a nice way to remember that y'all have done more for me than you could ever know and no matter what comes next, I will always remember this time with fond memories and all smiles. I love y'all🧡🔥
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